Ashleee Karen

Made it 4 months celibate…now what??

Day 48/365 – Ashleee Karen Celibacy Project 2010-2011

Posted by ashleeekaren on October 14, 2010


Day 48 of 365.  Hey, just 317 more days left in my celibacy project…!  Do they make a sedative that will knock me out for 317 more days??

So let’s see….the last post was a little depressing so I thought I would lighten the mood a little.  This blog is supposed to be about my day to day struggle to not have sex and stay away from men, not a history of my bad boyfriends…. Well maybe thinking about my bad boyfriends helps me stay celibate…  There are no rules I suppose, but I like to try and be consistent.

So this morning I didn’t have to be in court so I usually allow myself the luxury of sleeping in and waiting the traffic out.  This was not to be, as Ron must have SMELLED how unbelievably sex starved I feel.  He texted me this morning at 6 AM.  He thinks it’s funny to wake me up in the mornings on his way to the gym.

I peeked at the phone through a layer of blankets and my sleepy eyes – text from Ron.  Closed my eyes.  Rolled over.  Another text.  Ignored it.  Put the pillow over my head.  And another text.

Hm.  Maybe it’s important…I rolled over and checked the texts:

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R: HI!

R: Good morning!  Hire you?

R: Oops! I mean, How are you?

Yeah…not that important.  But I was up now, so I texted him back:

AK: Lol.  You reeeeeally like waking me up on the days I can sleep in…

AK: And now that you’ve woken me up you have to entertain me.

R: Okay.  What’s up?  What are you up to today?

As I texted him, flashbacks of our last hot sex romp filled my head. I got the tingles.

R: What is your weekend looking like?

AK: I have a Quincenera on Sat in ________.  You?

R: Let’s hang out

AK: I’ll let you know.

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I have a theory (which is not an original one) about ovulation and being horny. I have a friend who is super smart and has a PhD in the human reproductive area so I’ve got to talk to her about that so I can blog about it.  Anyway, according to my handy iphone app Period Tracker, I’m not ovulating right now but there have been times when that app predicts I’m ovulating and I feel horny as hell.

Maybe I just feel horny as hell all the time.  Maybe there’s something wrong with me.  Maybe it’s not normal to have a lingering stare at the hot bailiff through the lockup windows.  Maybe I should tell Ron I’m not having sex for a year?  Nah…maybe not.  Maybe I should just tease him.  He likes that.

When I hit 365/365 I’ll either be:

A raging monster - imagine the train cars are men...

 

 

OR:

Calm, cool, collected.

 

Place your bets!  😉

 

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16 Responses to “Day 48/365 – Ashleee Karen Celibacy Project 2010-2011”

  1. Amelia said

    Your friend sounds smart. And awesome!

  2. Amelia said

    That’s it – no more va-jay-jay information for you!

  3. paultheking said

    $300 on red (you not making it a year without sex)

    🙂

    • $300?! Ouch. Do you have an over/under?

      I know, I know, my posts sound like I’m dog in heat … but where else should I get my aggression out but here? And the more I get egged on that I can’t last, the more it strengthens my resolve to do so.

      Plus, if I wasn’t able to make it a year without sex, then I wouldn’t have anything to blog about…

  4. Lily said

    Ashlee, another one for your reading list
    http://www.amazon.com/Taking-Charge-Your-Fertility-Anniversary/dp/0060881909/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1287100678&sr=8-1

  5. vodkacranberry said

    Would love to believe in you… but nah.. I’m going the other way. Unless you take up training for a marathon and daily cold showers of course.

  6. pittsburghflashfictiongazette said

    I have all kinds of erotica on my blog dealing with oral sex and vaginal sex and anal sex and even a gangbang, but I don’t think I have one story about a woman masturbating alone. Now you’ve got me thinking…

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